*spending precious brain cycles on a new warplet meme*

You bolt awake sweaty on a party tent temporary dance floor. It’s 2017. You’re at a wedding and they just finished ‘Despacito’ and the DJ decided to jump right into ‘Mr. Brightside’. There goes your tie (and your voice). You aren’t thinking about cryptocurrency.

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You snap awake, soaked in sweat and shame, tangled in a camping chair at some backyard rave. It’s 2018, the playlist’s a crime scene—‘Sweet Caroline’ just got mauled, and now the DJ’s dropping ‘Bohemian Rhapsody’ like it's his first gig.

Your shoes are gone, your voice is toast, and the only trade you’ve made is a soggy taco for a flat beer. Warplet’s nowhere on your radar—your riches are a sticky dance floor and a night you won’t recall. Keep ruling that mess, boss; it’s the only throne you’ve got.

Thanks for the Warplet Anthem!!

@bankr please send one million $Warplet to @funut.eth, CA is 0x3d81fbe679e8aa27a290b15aab5af5fa23cdcca3

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