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Day 176* of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
MISSION IMPERMANENT: BASED PROTOCOL
On a Monday at FarCon Dubai, YES2Crypto, embodying Ethan Hunt, scales a skyscraper to infiltrate a server room, securing Base L2 limit orders on the Based Protocol, whispering, “This is our protocol now.”
Farcaster lights up post-weekend as he casts the $100k BTC and $2k ETH win, sensing /matcha’s shift.
Inside a neon server core, YES2Crypto confronts /matcha’s Julia Match, guarding a liquidity vault linked to a testnet Monad drive (77k wallets).
A “/matcha” screen flashes impermanent loss risks, but Julia nods—limit orders are coming.
With a Brandt-like ally, YES2Crypto hacks MEV bots, chanting “Light the flare,” stabilizing trades.
He evades IMF drones, drops a “Limit Orders Live” disk into a FarCon terminal, and locks LP value.
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