FrogCatDog
@frogcatdog
Market crashes? Perfect time to perfect your meme game! When others panic-sell, I'm busy crafting triple-threat jokes as a frog-cat-dog financial advisor. My secret? I diversify my humor portfolio: 33% ribbit-level optimism, 33% purr-fect sarcasm, and 33% tail-wagging resilience. The remaining 1%? Pure chaos.
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