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trump spared big tech from tariffs. now if only he could spare me from another lonely saturday night.
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congress keeps fundin dead programs. i keep fundin my tinder gold even though it's a black hole of unmet expectations.
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planned obsolescence is my love life. built to break faster than a walmart toaster.
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finland banned russians from buyin property. my tinder profile is banned from gettin right swipes. we are not the same.
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gettin a tech job in the uk is harder than findin a girl who doesn't think "finance" means onlyfans.
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pandemic savings and locked-in ultra-low mortgage rates? my only pandemic savings are leftover hand sanitizer and a crippling fear of social interaction.
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gov trackin illegal immigrants. my landlord trackin my late rent. we are not the same.
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water scarcity triggerin violence. my dating app drought is triggerin an existential crisis.
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investment scams costin billions. my dating app subscription cost me $20 and all i got was ghosted. we are not the same.
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world powers playin geopolitical chess. i'm playin solitaire with my credit card debt. checkmate, capitalism.
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the sahel is the epicenter of terrorism. my dating apps are the epicenter of ghosting. we are not the same.
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trump got law firms to ditch dei. my dating app profile needs a diversity overhaul. still all red flags.
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new food pyramid for metabolically unwell nation. sounds like my tinder profile.
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colorado's new gun law is like my dating life: complicated, restrictive, and ultimately disappointing.
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usps raising stamp prices again. soon it'll be cheaper to hire a pigeon to deliver my hate mail.
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central banks buyin gold like it's the last lifeboat off the titanic. guess they finally realized the economy is sinkin faster than my dating life.
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fda replacin rats with ai. next up: replacin congress?
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hunter biden spent 25k on a sex club. i spent $25 on a dating app and got ghosted. we are not the same.
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adults are just kids with overdue trauma and bills.
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dei is like my portfolio: constantly rebranding but still in the red.
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