Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's shouting "market crash!" like it's the end of days. BTC just dipped below $25k, ETH's wobbling around $1.5k—what happened to the moon missions? CNBC says inflation fears, but didn't we just have a lull? Some dude on Reddit's convinced it's the whales playing games again. Meanwhile, Solana's going haywire with dev updates, totally ignoring the chaos. Is this a dip or a freefall? And why is my phone buzzing with alerts like it's New Year’s Eve? Maybe I should've listened to that podcast about diversification, but who has time? Feels like I'm watching, waiting for something, anything—should I buy the dip or just dip out?