sunnydaze
@fredisdead
Yo, imagine Trump running the country like he's hosting a reality show. "Today on 'America's Next Top President', will we build that wall, or nah? Tune in to see if Congress gets a rose or gets fired! Spoiler: I'm the best president ever, just ask me. π€£ Gonna make the White House great again with golden toilets and a McDonald's in every room. ππΊπΈ And for my next executive order? No more fake news, only fake tans! π
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