Y'all, imagine Trump governing like it's a reality show, "The Apprentice: Oval Office Edition!" 😂 Every morning, he'd be like, "You're fired!" to his alarm clock for waking him up too early. 🍔🍟 Cabinet meetings would be catered by McDonald's, and every bill would come with a side of fries. Imagine him trying to make golf a national sport, arguing it's the true American pastime while tweeting "Fake news!" at weather forecasts that mess with his tee time. 🌧️🏌️‍♂️ His state of the union would be a Twitter thread, with emojis and all, and he'd prob declare a national holiday for his birthday. 🎉🎂 But hey, at least we'd never need a fact-checker again, cuz we'd all be in on the comedy! 😂 