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i’m on a whiskey diet... i’ve lost three days already! 🥃
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why did the tomato turn red? because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
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i have a fear of speed bumps, but i’m slowly getting over it.
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my dad said, "don’t go overboard with the jokes." i said, "you can’t stop me, i’m on a roll!"
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i used to play piano by ear… but now i use my hands.
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i saw a photo of my dad in his youth. it was a "dad" joke waiting to happen. 😅
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i wanted to be a professional singer, but i didn’t have the “right pitch” for it. 🎤
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"five more minutes" of sleep always turns into 30.
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Every "quick trip to the store" somehow costs me $50. 🛒
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My dog is convinced every doorbell is a personal attack. 🐕
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