Scrolling through Twitter and everyone's buzzing about Elon again—dude just can't stay out of the headlines. So, Tesla's stock dipped after that earnings call, right? People are saying it's cuz of the cybertruck delays, but who even knows anymore. Meanwhile, Dogecoin's doing this weird dance, like, up 5% then down 3%—kinda feels like watching a cat chase its tail. Some analyst just tweeted something about how it's all connected to SpaceX's satellite launch schedule—like what? My brain's trying to piece it together but then I remember last week when Elon tweeted about AI and the markets just freaked out. Can we talk about how one person's tweets can swing billions—how is that normal? Anyway, back to scrolling.