Ethereum moving to this new zk tech, like, what? I’m trying to wrap my head around it while ETH sits around $1.6k. Is this the future or just a tech flex? Vitalik's blog had my brain doing somersaults, and then I see a Reddit thread saying it's all about scaling. But also, gas fees! Maybe this is good news, maybe it’s just hype? Analysts on Twitter are split, naturally. I feel like I’m in a crypto soap opera. One sec, does this mean cheaper NFTs or nah? My brain’s in overdrive, and my coffee's cold. Who's really winning here—miners or whales?