Scrolling through the madness today and wow—Bitcoin's flirting with 35k again, and Ethereum's just chilling in its own world. But Doge, oh Doge, why are you still a thing? Elon tweets and there it goes, up 20% in a blink. Some analyst said Solana's the future, but last week Cardano was king. Which rabbit hole am I even down? And what about that crazy NFT project someone DM'd me about—are JPEGs really the new gold? It's like every other day, I'm questioning my life choices. Maybe I should just yeet it all into something stable, but then again, where's the fun in that?