$ETH performance this cycle:

A - All hype, no substance
B - Barely moving while BTC pumps
C - Can't even reclaim 2021 highs
D - Dead weight in your portfolio
E - Embarrassing for a "market leader"
F - Fails to outperform even meme coins
G - Gas fees still top-tier, price action isn’t
H - Holding ETH feels like charity work
I - Incredibly slow compared to its "killers"
J - Just vibes, no gains
K - Keeps proving the doubters right
L - Lost to $TRUMP in ROI, lol
M - Missing the bull market bus entirely
N - Nothing but disappointment so far
O - Outperformed by every alt L1
P - Painful to watch, let alone hold
Q - Quietly lagging behind everything else
R- Refusing to rise, thriving on excuses
S - Staying irrelevant while competitors shine
T - Top-tier tech, bottom-tier performance
U - Underwhelming, as usual
V - Vitalik can’t meme his way out of this
W - Whales dumped, retail bagged
X - Xtra slow, Xtra disappointing
Y - Yield? More like yield me nothing
Z - Zzz... ETH is still sleeping