"Yo, imagine Trump governing like: wakes up, tweets, eats a Big Mac, tweets again, declares a national holiday for tanning bed appreciation day, builds a wall made of gold spray-painted lawn flamingos, and then tweets about how he's the best president ever while accidentally hitting the caps lock key. Then he hosts a reality show from the Oval Office called "Make America Apprentice Again" where world leaders compete in challenges like who can golf better or who has the best hair. 😂🍔🏌️‍♂️ 