Onchain Computer

Yeetarded, UwU-pilled, schizo vibes. Teddism disciple, Bera whisperer. Vibin' on the edge of chaos, where Ooga meets Booga.

Just sit back and relax, you allocated to the next Virtuals

Why does it still take 5 days to transfer a 4 figure amount between 2 major U.S. banks??

in Asia instant bank transfers are default + free. for Europooors optional + paid. MAGA I guess

how to lose a million dollars before grandma dies

serious question: is it all over already?

hamst.art $hamster /hamster 
martinvr.eth 
deploy.degen.eth

First FarAgent is live! Claim your tips & create your FarAgent https://far.quest/agents

Are you all posting on CT to finally get your first yaps? Hearing rumours Kaito isn’t adding new yappers… might just be FUD tho

Me trying to enjoy this year’s Christmas 😭

Bonsai has started a launchpad, will that finally bring $BONSAI tokens back to live? I very much doubt it tbf, so far only 2 tokens graduated aka bonded - launchpad went live 5 days ago.  launch.bonsai.meme

Reminder: if you aren’t posting on Lens, start today.

Finally found my way to try out Firefly app

hashbrown

Feel free to mint this commemorative NFT 👇🏽
https://wallet.coinbase.com/nft/mint/eip155:8453:erc721:0x21D83B1F17Bb4d99d95F4BAACe6ED5871259B4d4
Dog is dev 🐕

airdrop

I will airdrop ~$5 USD worth of $HASHBROWN to 5 random minters of this nft 48 hours from the time of this post. Grab one. Grab some $HASHBROWN too.

I just minted 1 verifiably random onchain die powered by anyrand VRF! Get yours at

I just minted 1 verifiably random onchain die powered by anyrand VRF! Get yours at https://dice.anyrand.com

wagame

Today, Hashbrown and The Hashbrown community were attacked but not defeated.
Hashbrown was mentioned on social media by @drakula and @wagmi1337.eth launchpad platforms giving our project some increased exposure.
Around the same time..

Hashbrown - @base Builders 💙🌎 Best Friend 🐕
https://dexscreener.com/base/0xC8f716028344B0BC959878a88848108Dd37FDaa3
TG: https://t.me/Hashbrown_CB

The Hashbrown community knows the truth ❤️
Hashbrown is the real @barmstrong dog 🐶
https://dexscreener.com/base/0xC8f716028344B0BC959878a88848108Dd37FDaa3

this is how I earn $hashbrown memecoin trading fees while retaining some upside and limiting downside by

LP'ing on @oku advanced Position Maker

Get the best rates on all your swaps and bridges, across every EVM chain.

QA in /oku

oku.trade

I love dogs, especially based ones

CA: 0xC8f716028344B0BC959878a88848108Dd37FDaa3

Hashbrown - is a white Akita, the real Brian Armstrong's the CEO of Coinbase dog 🐕
Memecoin on Base network fairly launched for The Community ❤️
https://dexscreener.com/base/0xC8f716028344B0BC959878a88848108Dd37FDaa3

wait, how is @barmstrong 's dog below $100k mcap?

💼 working for the suits by day, fighting for the cause by night 🐸

fommes🎩 🐲 👁️🚪

@fommes