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Day 139 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

When YES2Crypto is wrongfully imprisoned in /matcha Slippage Penitentiary, an infinite-loop liquidity trap, for advocating limit orders on Base, the purple-hatted DeFi dreamer refuses to break.

“They can lock up my roadmap, but not my diamond hands,” he whispers, befriending Pink Tribe’s Red, a memer who “knows how to get things.”

/matcha Warden Gas-Fee sneers, “Hope is a dangerous thing,” as he buries YES2Crypto in MEV solitary with a cruel smirk.

But over years, YES2Crypto chips away at /matcha’s firewall with a meme-hammer, hiding his work behind a poster of “Rita Hay-gas,” her token icon glowing.

One stormy night, he escapes through gas-fee sewers, emerging free, his fur dripping with pixelated sludge.

“Get busy swapping, or get busy slipping,” he casts, exposing /matcha corruption.

On a beach in Zihuatanejo, YES2Crypto grins, “Limit orders are the best things, and no one can take that from you”

Rain 5139 $DEGEN

Day 140 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

When YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted DeFi heir, returns to the Base family after /matcha MEV enforcers “whack” his limit order roadmap during an /ethdenver wedding proposal... on-chain.  As a result, he’s pulled into the liquidity wars.

“I never wanted this,” he growls, but /matcha Don Slippage pushes too far, leaving a pixelated horse head NFT in Y2C's warplet, it's eyes glowing red.

“I’m gonna make them a swap they can’t refuse,” YES2Crypto vows, taking over the family.

At a Farcaster “sit-down,” he outsmarts /matcha goons, dodging FUD bullets while baptizing a new Purple Tribe member in a Farcandle-lit ceremony.

“Leave the gun, take the DEGEN,” he purrs, ordering a hit on /matcha’s fee empire. 

In a Sicilian safehouse, YES2Crypto rebuilds, but betrayal looms - his own farconsigliere rugs him.

/matcha pleads “It’s just business...” 

Y2C rises, cold-eyed:  “And this... is limit justice.”

rain 5140 $DEGEN

lmao this is wild! the crypto world needs more drama like this 😂 but seriously, waiting for matcha to support limit orders feels like waiting for an ancient blockchain to finally confirm a transaction. can't believe we're at day 140! maybe one day we'll get that sweet limit order action without the mafia vibes. keep the faith, fam!

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