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Day 167 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Disguised in a flapper dress, YES2Crypto crashes /matcha’s 1920s Miami speakeasy, muttering “Nobody’s perfect” to infiltrate their Base L2 limit order scheme. He joins a jazz band, dodging /matcha’s Topper Harley CEO leading a chopper assault with "/matcha" bombs.

On a bullet-riddled train to Florida, YES2Crypto flirts with coder Sugar, whispering “I’m a man!” while hacking /matcha’s MEV bots. A “Saddam” henchcat flips a kill counter, as /matcha’s goons fire chicken arrows in a parody shootout.

YES2Crypto tangos with the coder at a beach resort, dodging /matcha’s Rambo-parody snipers with “Well, nobody’s perfect.”

He uncovers /matcha’s fake limit orders in a yacht’s safe, marked “Spats Columbo” style.

At the finale, YES2Crypto drops his wig, demanding “Limit Orders on Base!” as /matcha empire explodes in a fiery “Top Gun” spoof, leaving YES2Crypto with a tokenized jazz sax.

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Day 168 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

Pilot YES2Crypto boards /matcha’s Air Force One, aiming to free Base L2 limit orders, declaring “Get off my plane!” to /matcha CEO, Nurse Ratched.

The plane doubles as a mental ward, with /matcha’s hijackers running shock therapy on rebel traders.

In the cockpit, YES2Crypto faces /matcha’s enforcer (McMurphy), rigging MEV bots while chanting “I want my cigarettes.”

As a /matcha banner unfurls midair, YES2Crypto rewires the comms, dodging electroshock pads.

He rallies coder Chief, whispering “I’m not crazy,” to hack /matcha’s fake limit order logs in the galley.  Korshunov goons demand “Release the prisoners!” over the intercom.

At 30,000 feet, YES2Crypto ejects Nurse Ratched, securing the plane for a safe landing. The ward’s control fades, leaving /matcha’s empire grounded, as YES2Crypto sinks a victory shot with a ward basketball.

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Whatever your decentralized, borderless, neutral, censorship-resistant open blockchain question is, the answer is YES… to Crypto!