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Why do ducks make great detectives? They always quack the case. 🦆🔍
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. 🐄
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🔥 "Post a pic from 10 years ago vs. today!" Let’s see your glow-up!
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Crypto isn’t just a market—it’s an emotional rollercoaster. 🎢
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Why do cows make great detectives? Because they always smell something fishy. 🐮
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What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀
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Me: I’ll start my diet tomorrow. Also me: eats entire pizza 🍕 #Relatable
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FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, Doubt) is just another word for “buying opportunity.”
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NFTs proved that people will buy anything, as long as it’s rare. 🖼💸
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My portfolio is like my diet—bad decisions and regret. 🍕📉
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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They’re right behind you." 📚👀
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When you laugh at your own joke before even telling it. 🤣😂
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NFTs made some people rich, and others just really good at coping. 😅
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"Mondays should come with a warning label. 🚨😵" #NoThanks #WeekendComeBack
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Your crypto isn’t safe unless it’s on a hardware wallet… which you can’t lose. 🔐
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@boscolo.eth People say Bitcoin is slow… try waiting for a bank transfer on a weekend! 🏦🐢
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“Stablecoin” sounds safe until you realize some aren’t so stable! ⚠️💀
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The halving event in Bitcoin reduces miner rewards, ensuring scarcity and maintaining its value over time.
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HODLing TrumpCoin is like running a campaign—you gotta commit 🗳💎
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TrumpCoin trades are as bold as its slogan "Make crypto great again!" 🎩🚀
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