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"FED DROPS ECONOMIC BOMBSHELLS 💣 Powell plays hawkish DJ at 2AM – NO March rate cuts, but sneaky QE-lite move! 🕶️

🚨 Key Fire Alarms:
• "Dot Plot" Still Shows 2x 2025 Cuts (Same copium as December)
• QT Slowed to $5B/month – Secret money printer go BRRR? 📉→📈
• 2024 Forecasts:

GDP Growth ⬇️ 2.1% → 1.7% (Recession vibes)

Core PCE ⬆️ 2.5% → 2.8% (Inflation time bomb)

Unemployment ⬆️ 4.3% → 4.4% (Soft landing? More like crash landing)

📌 Reality Check:
The Fed just admitted their "Goldilocks economy" fairytale is dead ☠️ – Now hedging bets with stealth money printing while pretending to fight inflation. When did "transitory" become "permanent"? 🤡

Crypto Angle: BTC hodlers eyeing June rate cut odds – Will this liquidity drip fuel the next leg up? 🚀 Or is stagflation the real black swan? 🦢