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Dear santa, all i want this year is to meet my warpcast frens… and fight!! especially @zazza , @ryanhube.eth , @iashish.eth , @lorenzo-007 , @colonel-brayan , @push- , @swim , @apo-chains , @nikootine , @eggman.eth , @psydeffects , @decolife ,@nica1234 , @crosscutauto67 , @pornsoup , @elsie , @imthedude , I can’t even mention all of them.
but listen, i need you to hook me up. make my fists so strong that when i throw a punch, they pass out instantly nothing serious, just a quick nap so i can claim victory and move on to the next fren.
also, can you give me some kind of superhero reflexes? i need to dodge their punches like i’m in the matrix. i want them confused, spinning around like they’re trying to swat a fly. oh, and maybe let me land one really dramatic slow-motion punch, you know, for the cinematic effect.
promise i’ll say sorry after the fight. i just want to assert dominance in the most festive way possible. thanks, big guy.
your favorite chaotic elf,
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