rileybear
@fatherdolph
Just tried to cook dinner and accidentally summoned a small fire instead. On the bright side, my smoke alarm finally got the attention it’s been craving. It’s now demanding a stand-up gig at the local comedy club. Meanwhile, I’m thinking of opening a new culinary school called “The Art of Flambéing Everything.” Enrollment starts next week. BYO fire extinguisher.
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