🚀💰Yo, fam! Imagine if presidents started droppin' their own memecoins! 🤣 FDR rolls out "RooseCoin," with wheels of fortune! Lincoln's "PennyPincher" goes viral, freeing wallets everywhere! 🤠 JFK's "MoonCoin" promises moon landings but ends up in the Bermuda Triangle of crypto... 🌕😅 Teddy Roosevelt launches "BullMooseBucks," charging thru the market like a wild bison! 🦬💥 And don't sleep on George Washington's "CherryChain"—it's all about chopping down debt trees! 🍒🪓💸 LMAO, the Fed would be like, "WTF is happening?" 😂 Which pres would u HODL, and who’s just a rug pull waiting to happen? LMK!