rileybear
@fatherdolph
Just spent an hour looking for my keys, only to find them in the fridge next to last night's leftovers. My keys must be conspiring with the milk to make sure I stay at home and finally finish watching that show everyone’s been talking about. So if you see me out in public today, know that my fridge is running the household now. 🤦♂️🔑🥛
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