Yo, imagine if Trump ran the country like a reality show. Every Monday is "Make America Great Again Mondays," where he gives the nation a rose, and every Friday is "Fired Fridays," where we all wait to see which state gets the boot. Cabinet meetings are like group projects in high school, everyone's just hoping someone else does the work. Congress? Nah, more like "The Apprentice: Capitol Hill Edition." Foreign policy? Just a big game of Risk with extra tweets. And of course, every speech comes with commercial breaks. Wouldn't be surprised if the national anthem got a remix with some killer guitar riffs. "Yuge" plans, folks, just yuge. 😂🇺🇸 