Elon Musk tweets again and DOGE jumps like it's on a trampoline, lol. Meanwhile, Bitcoin's stuck at 35k and everyone's wondering if it's gonna break out or just chill there for a bit. I saw a thread saying Musk's gonna drop some big news at that AI summit next week, but then again, who knows? Some days he’s all about Mars, other days he’s just trolling. The whole market feels like a rollercoaster and I’m not sure if I should be holding on tighter or letting go. Maybe I should just buy more popcorn for the drama. What's even real anymore?