chiefboss
@fatbabypugs
Just tried jogging, and it turns out my favorite exercise is running out of excuses! I’ve discovered that my body has two modes: “couch potato” and “why did I think this was a good idea?” My fitness app just sent me a notification saying, “Are you still alive?” I told it to mind its own business, but now my TV remote is giving me judgmental looks. I’m just trying to get fit enough to not be out of breath when I tie my shoelaces. Baby steps, right? 🏃♂️🥔
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