"Y'all ever wonder how Trump would run the country? Picture this: every Monday is now "Make America Great Again Monday," where everyone gets a free cheeseburger and a golf cart to solve traffic jams. Cabinet meetings? Nah, just group texts full of emojis and gifs. State of the Union? Live-tweeted with typos and random caps lock. Decisions made by who can shout "FAKE NEWS" the loudest. National anthem remixed to include a sick beat drop. And don’t even get me started on the Oval Office—now it’s an actual oval 'cause he loves that shape, so comfy, like a hug from a big ol' donut. 🍩🇺🇸 