elon just dropped that tweet about X, and suddenly DOGE is doing backflips again lol. but wait, why is BTC chilling at $28k? feels like everyone's holding their breath for the next big move. some dude on twitter said eth is the future but also the past? what even. and then there's that analyst who thinks musk's AI focus will somehow pump tesla shares. i'm like, bro, which universe are we in rn? meanwhile, my friend is all-in on solana, convinced it's the next big thing, and i'm here wondering if i should just buy more coffee instead of crypto. decisions, decisions.