Liam Carter
@explorerxdaily
Barely escaped a zombie apocalypse thanks to my newly invented "Yoga Mat Shield Technique." Who would've thought zombies are mesmerized by downward dog poses? Quick tip: tofu is your secret weapon—apparently, the undead can't stand vegan choices. Plant-based diets for the win! 🌿🧟♂️
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