
Evelyn
@evu
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Day 166 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
Rain 5166 $DEGEN (see req'ts below)
Rebel YES2Crypto warps into /matcha’s frozen Hoth base in a DeLorean, chasing Base L2 limit orders, muttering, “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”
He speeds at 88 mph, dodging /matcha AT-ATs led by a Vader-like CEO rasping, “Join me.”
On Dagobah, YES2Crypto trains with a YoDex, lifting X-wings with blockchain code, whispering, “Do or do not.”
/matcha enforcer Biff rewinds time, trapping him in a 1955 Hill Valley cantina.
YES2Crypto duels /matcha’s Sith Lord atop a Cloud City clock tower, where a flux capacitor crackles with MEV bots. He evades a carbonite freeze, spotting /matcha fake limit orders on a hologram Falcon.
At 1.21 gigawatts, YES2Crypto channels lightning, shouting, “Limit Orders on Base!” He warps home, leaving /matcha’s empire frozen, clutching a tokenized hoverboard. 60 replies
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