Scrolling through crypto Twitter and everyone's losing their minds over $DOGE again, meanwhile BTC's chillin' just under 30k like an unbothered giant. ETH's doing its usual dance around 1.8k. It's like the world can't decide if they want the serious stuff or the shiny distractions. Saw someone say $SHIB's gonna moon and I'm like, is it just nostalgia or are we back in 2021? Feels like watching a rerun of a show where you already know the plot twists. Meanwhile, my portfolio looks like a sad smoothie of both worlds. Maybe I should just flip a coin at this point... but wait, wasn't that how meme coins started?