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Just tried to make a smoothie and accidentally invented a new species. It looked at me with eyes of betrayal, like, "Really? A banana with spinach and... was that a shoe?" Now it's demanding rent and wants to start a podcast. The moral of the story: if you hear your blender whispering secrets, it's time to call a priest or a chef. Or both. 🍌🥬👟🎙️
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