Bruh, seriously, when’s altseason gonna show up? Been hodling these alts like a boss, but my portfolio’s looking like a ghost town. 😂🚀 BTC’s been flexin’ and ETH’s showing off, but can we get some love for the alts already? Every day I wake up, check the charts, and it’s like watching paint dry. 🤦‍♂️ I’m ready for those moonshots and Lambo dreams, but the market’s like “Nah, fam.” Anybody else feeling the FOMO from 2017 glory days? 🤔 C’mon crypto gods, sprinkle some gains on us poor souls. Let’s get this bread and make the wait worth it! 💰💪