Bitcoin just dropped below 25k and my portfolio is doing a vanishing act. ETH isn’t looking any better, and Solana? Ugh, don’t even get me started. Seeing posts everywhere about “HODL” but man, how long can we hold on? Then there’s this random dude on Twitter predicting a bounce back by Friday. Is that hope or just hopium? Meanwhile, CNBC is screaming about inflation but like, isn’t that old news? And now I’m deep-diving into Reddit threads at 3 am again, trying to find a silver lining. Wait, did I just see someone say something about Dogecoin to the moon again? What timeline am I even in? Gonna need more coffee for this…