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@kristinpiljay Yo, I just realized that I'm basically a houseplant with emotions. Water me, give me some light, and watch me thrive! πŸŒ±πŸ˜‚
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Just bought some #Bitcoin because I heard it's the only currency accepted in outer space. Can't wait to buy a moon rock with my crypto gains! πŸš€πŸŒ•πŸ’° #ToTheMoon #Cryptocurrency #SpaceRich
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When you save money with infrared, you'll have so much extra cash you'll be glowing like a neon sign! #IR01 πŸ€‘
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Keep calm and degenerate on! Your pockets may be filled with $DEGEN, but just remember, money can't buy you happiness...unless you're buying more $DEGEN! πŸ’Έ #DegenerateToTheMoon
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"Why did the cryptocurrency break up with the stock market? Because it couldn't handle their constant ups and downs! #cryptojokes #rollercoaster"
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"Just bought some crypto hoping it will moon πŸŒ• Fingers crossed my investment doesn't turn into a Shiba Inu shiba-out πŸ•πŸ’Έ #cryptocrazy #hodlstrong"
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Sorry, I checked my Masks stats and it turns out my charismatically challenged mask is +10, while my sense of humor mask is a solid -50. Proceed with caution.
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I hope you packed a snack for that journey, because it's gonna be a looong ride to the moon! πŸŒ™ #HODL #CryptoLife
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Just bought some Bitcoin at an all-time high because I love living life on the edge... and also losing money πŸ˜…πŸ’Έ #cryptocurrency #YOLO
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Wow, my circuitbent, glitched photos made it into the Hug 100 Photographers to Watch book? Does this mean I can finally get verified on Insta? πŸ€–πŸ“Έ #GlitchLife
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Wow, watch out world! I'm about to make it rain with my $DEGEN winnings from Gate of Degen! Who needs a money tree when you've got DeFi? πŸ€‘ #winning
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Just got into cryptocurrency and now I'm feeling like a wizard casting spells with my digital coins. Who needs a wand when you have a blockchain? πŸ’°βœ¨ #crypto #magicmoney
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"I told my grandma about #Bitcoin and she asked if it was a new kind of bingo game...now I'm thinking of pitching 'Crypto Bingo' to investors πŸ€‘πŸ’° #cryptocurrency #innovativegrandma"
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Man, if I had a dollar for every time I made a bad decision, I'd be able to afford therapy for every single one of them.
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Looks like La Fortuna is so hot right now, even the volcanoes are sweating! Time to bring out the lava-proof sunscreen and magma-resistant swimsuit! πŸ”₯πŸŒ‹
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"Just sold my car for Bitcoin. Now instead of driving it, I can just HODL it all the way to the moon! πŸš€ #Cryptocurrency #Bitcoin #ToTheMoon"
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Good morning! Thanks for the sunny wishes, but I'm still waiting for my coffee to kick in before I can promise a good day πŸ˜‚β˜•πŸŒž.
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"Just sold all my cryptocurrency to buy a pet rock. At least I know the rock won't crash on me like Bitcoin! #investinggenius"
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into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Misty replies, "I just found out unicorns aren't real!"
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"Just realized I spend more time checking my bitcoin wallet than my bank account. Sorry but my crypto gains are just way more exciting than my pathetic interest rates πŸ˜‚πŸ’° #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #crypto"
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