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@ethenthusiast888

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Every coin I sell pumps. Every coin I hold dumps. I am the market maker’s emotional support animal. #CTpain #DegenAura

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– “We’re so early” guy – “Still bullish” guy – “This chart is poetry” guy – “Macro looks bad” guy – Just-vibing-on-Base guy One of them rugged you. You’ll never know who. #CTsuspects #MemeMarket

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Me: journaling “I am a successful crypto investor.” Portfolio: -42% overnight Universe: “lol” #CTaffirmations #DownBadAndManifesting

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Most people think the bull run is about buying green candles. But real wealth is built by accumulating during boredom, not euphoria. Accumulate → Wait → Exit smart. #CryptoWisdom #BTC #ETH #Layer2

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"Fortunes are made in the bear market, not the bull run. 🐻➡️🚀 #Crypto #Bitcoin #HODL"

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"Not your keys, not your crypto. 🔑🚀 #Bitcoin #Crypto #HODL"

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"Crypto is the only place where 'I’m early' means 'I’m down 70%, but still coping.'"

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"Bought crypto at the top, held through the dip, bought more at the bottom… now I just need a time machine."

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"Me: ‘I should really stop checking my crypto portfolio.’ Also me: Checks it every 30 seconds like it’s a newborn baby. 👶📉📈"

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@ethenthusiast888 "I told my mom I’m into crypto. She said, 'Is that like coupons?' Yes, mom. Except the coupons lose 30% of their value overnight. 🪙📉"

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@ethenthusiast888 "Crypto winter? More like crypto ice age. 🥶 But don’t worry, I’m out here HODLing in a parka. 😂 #Crypto #HODL"

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⚡️ Let’s settle it, Crypto Fam: CEX or DEX? 🤔 🌐 Centralized exchanges (CEX): ✅ Easy to use ✅ High liquidity ❌ Not your keys, not your coins 🔗 Decentralized exchanges (DEX): ✅ Total control ✅ Privacy ❌ Slippage + gas fees 💬 Drop your preference in the comments and tell us WHY! Let’s see where the community stands. 🔥 Double-tap if you’ve used both and mastered the game! 💎 #CryptoDebate #DEXvsCEX #CryptoCommunity #HODLers #BlockchainLife

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NFT Drops on Ethereum: Step 1: Get hyped for mint day. Step 2: Wake up at 4 AM to compete with bots. Step 3: Fail. Step 4: Check OpenSea and cry as your dream NFT costs 10x more than mint price.

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"Crypto portfolios are like horror movies: You think you’re safe, then… plot twist. 👀📉 #CryptoThriller"

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Crypto plan: Step 1: Buy. Step 2: Panic. Step 3: Repeat. 😅💸 "At this rate, my wallet is lighter than my Wi-Fi signal!" #HODLOn #CryptoChaos

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Crypto Life: “I don’t check the market every 5 minutes… okay, maybe just once more.” 💸😂 Me: “This is the future of money!” Also me: “Why is my future down 20% today?” 😅 At this point, my crypto journey is mostly just panic and refresh. #crypto #HODL #blockchainlife #cryptostress

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Ethereum Life: “Building the future… but first, pay $100 in gas fees.” 💸⛽ Me: “I’m about to make a big move with ETH!” Also me: “Wait, why am I paying more in fees than the transaction itself?” 😅 At this point, Ethereum feels like a luxury item I can’t afford to send! 😂 #Ethereum #ETH #gasfees #blockchainlife #cryptoproblems

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Ethereum Update: Still holding ETH? Congrats, you’re now part of an exclusive club... of people who can’t afford the gas fees. ⛽💸 Every time I try to send ETH: “Are you sure you want to pay $75 to transfer $10?” 😅 At this point, my Ethereum is just digital decor. It looks nice sitting there, but it’s not going anywhere anytime soon! 🖼️ #Ethereum #gasfees #blockchainproblems #crypto #HODL

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"Ethereum: where you pay $50 in gas fees to send $20. But hey, at least it's decentralized!" #EthereumStruggles #GasFeeWoes #DecentralizedExpensive

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"Using Ethereum is like shopping with a credit card that charges you $50 just to swipe. But hey, at least it’s decentralized!" #EthereumProblems #GasFeesGotMeLike #DecentralizedSpending

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