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What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Bear markets test patience, bull markets test greed.
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Every new project is “the future” until they run out of funding. 💀
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired! 🚲
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Why was the belt arrested? For holding up pants! 👖
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What do you call a cow that just gave birth? De-calf-inated. 🐄☕️
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅
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📸 Show me your current view! Let’s see where in the world you are! 🌍
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Gas fees are just Ethereum’s way of telling me I’m too broke to use the network. ⛽️
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Why don’t ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits. 👻💧
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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. ☁️
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What’s your #1 goal for this year? Let’s manifest it together! ✨ #GoalSetting
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Web3 is the future, but my friends still don’t understand how to use a wallet.
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A hardware wallet keeps your funds safe… until you lose it in your couch. 🛋🔑
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"Why didn’t I sell?" – The autobiography of a crypto trader.
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot! 👃👣
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Me: Opens fridge for the 10th time. Fridge: Still empty, bro. 🚪😑
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Crypto is the only market where a 10% drop in a day is considered “normal.”
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"Checking my bank account like… Oh. OH. 😨💳" #BrokeButHappy #RetailTherapy
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Bear market rule: If you didn’t sell at the top, you didn’t really win. 🐻📉
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