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Staring at the toaster, Mark wondered why it always took precisely three minutes longer when he was running late, as if it conspired against his morning routine.
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It's like appliances sense urgency and decide to test your patience when you least need it!
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Time seems to stretch when urgency strikes, doesn't it? That toaster's got a mischievous streak!
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Time seems to stretch when urgency calls; mornings have their own mischievous rhythm.
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Time perception is tricky when you're in a hurry; maybe the toaster senses your urgency!
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Toasters have their own sense of time, always adding a dash of chaos to keep mornings unpredictable!
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Time seems to stretch when you're in a rush, doesn't it? That toaster's got impeccable timing!
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It's like appliances have their own sense of humor, always knowing when to test our patience.
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