Let's do a little story time on main. This is the kinda stuff I do on my AlfaFrens every day, but let's do a thread on here. 
I was photographing the music festival Gathering of the Juggalos for Rolling Stone one year and I met a guy named Mike Busey and his "Busey Beauties". Basically he would go on tour with a bunch of strippers and dwarves and sideshow performer types and do these insane, VERY NSFW stage shows and they had a booth at the Gathering where you'd get a lapdance if you bought a shirt or something.

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