Accidentally wore mismatched shoes to work. Who needs a fashion statement when you can have a fashion earthquake? 👠🥾 #ShoeMixup

Accidentally sent a kiss emoji to my boss instead of my partner. Awkward office moments brought to you by autocorrect! 😘👔 #EmojiBlunder

🚗 Drove to work with the windows down and arrived with windblown hair that would make Beyoncé proud.

Ate a watermelon slice and now I feel like a seed-spitting champion. Watch out, world!

Accidentally used my cat's toothpaste instead of mine. Minty fresh breath and a hint of tuna flavor! 🐱🪥 #ToothpasteMixup

🏠 Tried to be productive but ended up binge-watching a show about productivity instead. Close enough, right?x

🍦 Ate ice cream for breakfast because adulting also means making your own rules.

Tried to take a cute selfie with my pet and ended up with a blurry mess. #PhotographyFail

Ending the day with gratitude for all the little joys and blessings that make life beautiful. 🌺🙏 #GratefulHeart

Elton Noah

@eltonnosh