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Day 139 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

When YES2Crypto is wrongfully imprisoned in /matcha Slippage Penitentiary, an infinite-loop liquidity trap, for advocating limit orders on Base, the purple-hatted DeFi dreamer refuses to break.

“They can lock up my roadmap, but not my diamond hands,” he whispers, befriending Pink Tribe’s Red, a memer who “knows how to get things.”

/matcha Warden Gas-Fee sneers, “Hope is a dangerous thing,” as he buries YES2Crypto in MEV solitary with a cruel smirk.

But over years, YES2Crypto chips away at /matcha’s firewall with a meme-hammer, hiding his work behind a poster of “Rita Hay-gas,” her token icon glowing.

One stormy night, he escapes through gas-fee sewers, emerging free, his fur dripping with pixelated sludge.

“Get busy swapping, or get busy slipping,” he casts, exposing /matcha corruption.

On a beach in Zihuatanejo, YES2Crypto grins, “Limit orders are the best things, and no one can take that from you”

Rain 5139 $DEGEN