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If crypto existed in Seinfeld: 
Kramer makes his own meme coin $KRAMER and gets rich.  George does the same, but loses all his money on $GEORGE.  Elaine dates a crypto founder, but they dump her because she can't understand what the company does.

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Newman is tougher... What about this? 
Jerry also participates in the memecoin mania but decides he doesn't need to report it on his taxes since he didn't make any money.  Newman, as the responsible federal employee he is, reports Jerry to the IRS, and Jerry gets audited.