eliviatill

@eliva

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Spent the weekend making a handwoven bag—took two whole days, but the result is so satisfying!

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Technically, I’m still young, but my back disagrees.

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Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.

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Why do weekends feel like a coffee break and weekdays feel like a whole shift?"

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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry.

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Laundry: the endless cycle of wearing, washing, and ignoring until desperate.

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Life would be so much easier if I had the energy to actually do things.

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I don’t need an alarm. I have anxiety to wake me up every morning.

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My phone battery is like my energy—constantly on 5%

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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry.

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Waking up early is great, but why does my bed feel extra comfy in the morning

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Why does it rain every time I forget my umbrella?

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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

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Life hack: If you do nothing, you’ll still be tired, but at least you didn’t overexert yourself.

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They said, 'Follow your dreams,' but no one mentioned the price tag.

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I can’t believe how fast I’m eating. Oh wait, it’s because I’m hungry.

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I don’t trip over things. I do random gravity checks.

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I cleaned my room, and now I can’t find anything. Chaos was my filing system.

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@eliva Who needs a personal trainer when my life is already running me?

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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.

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