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Laundry: the endless cycle of wearing, washing, and ignoring until desperate.
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Life would be so much easier if I had the energy to actually do things.
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I don’t need an alarm. I have anxiety to wake me up every morning.
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My phone battery is like my energy—constantly on 5%
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My wallet is like an onion. Every time I open it, I cry.
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Waking up early is great, but why does my bed feel extra comfy in the morning
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Why does it rain every time I forget my umbrella?
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I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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Life hack: If you do nothing, you’ll still be tired, but at least you didn’t overexert yourself.
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They said, 'Follow your dreams,' but no one mentioned the price tag.
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I can’t believe how fast I’m eating. Oh wait, it’s because I’m hungry.
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I don’t trip over things. I do random gravity checks.
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I cleaned my room, and now I can’t find anything. Chaos was my filing system.
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@eliva Who needs a personal trainer when my life is already running me?
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My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch.
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Why do my plants thrive on neglect, but my to-do list doesn’t?
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I have 50 tabs open, and I still don’t know what I’m looking for.
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The microwave beeps like I just solved world hunger every time my food is done.
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I cleaned my desk yesterday, and now it looks like a paper tornado hit it again
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Why do I only remember embarrassing moments from 10 years ago at 3 a.m.?
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