Kids always hear “no,” but never “stop.”

Putting a kid to sleep is a quest where the kid always wins.

A child’s drawing: you see scribbles; they see a masterpiece.

Kids believe adults know everything, but adults believe in coffee.

They’ll ignore you until you’re on the phone.

Silence in the children’s room is a parent’s worst nightmare.

Kids can ask “why” a hundred times and never hear your answers.

A toddler can turn anything into a weapon or a drum.

Kids are alarm clocks that don’t have a snooze button.

My bicycle is my best decision this year. Traffic jams don’t scare me anymore.

Eleven

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