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eirrann | he/him
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top 10 bad times for ramen: 1. Skydiving – Slurping noodles at 10,000 feet. Goodbye, broth. 2. Job Interview – “Tell us about yourself.” Slurp. 3. Giving Birth – “Push! Push! One more bite first.” 4. CPR Training – Chest compressions + ramen = disaster. 5. Running a Marathon – Mile 18 broth break. 6. At a Funeral – Solemn eulogy, loud slurping. 7. Defusing a Bomb – “Cut the red—wait, sip first.” 8. Court Testimony – “Objection, your honor, it’s a lifestyle.” 9. Public Sauna – Hot room + hot broth = passing out. 10. Shark Cage Diving – Spicy tonkotsu = shark bait.
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siadude.degen 🎩
@siadude
/microsub tip: 73 $DEGEN
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eirrann | he/him
@eirrann.eth
I appreciate the continued support 🙏
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