confessions

top 10 bad times for ramen: 

1. Skydiving – Slurping noodles at 10,000 feet. Goodbye, broth.


2. Job Interview – “Tell us about yourself.” Slurp.


3. Giving Birth – “Push! Push! One more bite first.”


4. CPR Training – Chest compressions + ramen = disaster.


5. Running a Marathon – Mile 18 broth break.


6. At a Funeral – Solemn eulogy, loud slurping.


7. Defusing a Bomb – “Cut the red—wait, sip first.”


8. Court Testimony – “Objection, your honor, it’s a lifestyle.”


9. Public Sauna – Hot room + hot broth = passing out.


10. Shark Cage Diving – Spicy tonkotsu = shark bait.

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