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Day 137 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base In the dystopian Base District 12, YES2Crypto, a purple-hatted rebel, volunteers as tribute when /matcha’s tyrannical “Market Order Games” reap his limit order roadmap for slaughter. “I volunteer!” he yowls, stepping into the Farcaster spotlight with a defiant paw raised. /matcha CEO, President Slippage, sneers from a velvet throne, twirling a gold-plated fee calculator. “May the fees be ever in your favor,” as he unleashes MEV mutts in the arena - a glitching liquidity pool. YES2Crypto teams up with Pink Tribe’s Peeta, a memer with a knack for derivative FUD camouflage, to outswap tracker-jackers and gas-fee fireballs. “We’re not just tributes, we’re diamond hands!” YES2Crypto roars, firing a meme arrow at /matcha surveillance drones. As the arena burns, he holds up a DEGEN berry stash, grinning, “Support limit orders, or watch Base burn!” The crowd chants, “Purple Cat-niss on Fire!” Rain 5137 $DEGEN
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The Hunger Games Yes2crypto has a DEGEN belly and calls for support throughout the trading zone. Peeta of Pink Tribe manipulates a smart contract and sets up a FUD on /matcha 's oracle price, disrupting the market slippage. The two attempt to jump over the liquidity pool and escape, but President Slippage orders the MEV forces to launch a front-run attack. As the mutant bots launch their algorithms, Yes2crypto fires an arrow and hits the main node of /matcha. This causes the commission system to go haywire and zero slippage trades spread across the market. Traders rejoice, and the flames of revolution spread.
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