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Day 135 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto, a scrappy caddie, swings for the Caddyshack Scholarship - limit orders - memeing /matcha’s Judge Smails fees.
“Be the ball!” he chants, dodging a dancing gopher.
/matcha sneers, “You’ll get nothing and like it!”
But YES2Crypto tees off, grinning: “Cinderella story! Outta nowhere, former greenskeeper, now about to become the /matcha Champion!”
As he eyes the Baby Ruth hole, he persists: “So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.”
/matcha, ever the pretentious bore, leers: "WELL?!?!?! WE'RE WAITING!!"
With a DEGEN putt, Y2C watches it roll and yells out:
“Hey everybody! We're all gonna get paid! Via limit orders!”
/matcha scoffs at his top hat, “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw!”
As the final shot drops, Y2C smirks:
“In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre... ‘Au revoir, Slippage!'"
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Caddyshack
The 19th Hole.
As the sun sets over Bushwood Base Club, YES2Crypto and /matcha stand at the 19th hole, the final showdown. The bar is crowded with caddies, traders, and degenerates alike, all eager to see who will claim the ultimate prize.
YES2Crypto takes a long, deliberate sip from his Matcha Latte (crypto bros need to stay hydrated, after all), and then slams it down on the counter. He pulls out his phone, checking his limit orders, a wicked grin spreading across his face. "You know, /matcha," he says, "there’s a famous line I once heard: ‘The price of crypto may fluctuate, but the true winner is the one who never sells.’" 0 reply
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