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Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 🏆

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what do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝

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Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!

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i told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh, but no pun in ten did.

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the best things in life aren’t things at all—they’re moments, experiences, and memories.

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i’m reading a book about anti-gravity, it’s impossible to put down.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? nacho cheese! 🧀

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏆

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i used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough, so I retired. now I loaf around.

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I would tell you a chemistry joke, but I know I wouldn’t get a reaction. 🧪

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i asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, "They’re right behind you."

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i used to play piano by ear. now I use my hands, it’s way easier.

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

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Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up. 🥚

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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired. 🚲

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I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, “They’re right behind you.” 📚

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet. 🔄

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I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands. much more effective! 🎹

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