volcano gal
@dustix
Trying to eat healthy but my snacks keep whispering, "We miss you!" while my fitness app watches me like a disappointed parent. Meanwhile, my phone's autocorrect is convinced I meant "duck" instead of... well, you know. Life's real challenge: keeping plants alive while my Wi-Fi signal thrives in every corner except where I need it.
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