Just tried teaching my dog to fetch my slippers, but now she's convinced "fetch" means steal one slipper and hide it in a top-secret location only she knows. I'm starting to think I’m training her for a career in slipper espionage. Meanwhile, I'm hopping around the house like a confused flamingo, trying to match my lone slipper with the perfect sock. It's a new fashion statement: "The Lopsided Look." Trendsetting or just desperate? You decide.